I don't blog on live events often but Stephen Wright is on Comedy Central. He is the king, man.... He's a deadpan comic with wonderful one-liners. They may lose something but I have to write a few:
-- My nephew has HDADD. High-Definition Attention-Deficit Disorder. He hardly ever pays attention, but when he does, it's unbelievable.
-- I'm addicted to placebos. I would quit, but it wouldn't matter.
-- I'm scheduled to have an MRI tomorrow to see if I'm claustrophobic.
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