This is a wonderful email from my friend Andy.... all personal info removed.
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On the morning of Saturday, April 25, at 10 in the morning, you are all cordially invited to help me move the detritus of my work life....
I shall, by the end of the work week, have moved all the operating technologickal equipments from the premises, leaving only the
BULK FURNITURE, BOOKS, and USELESS JUNK
to be
BRUTALLY MANHANDLED
and
SUBJECTED TO THE FORCES OF GRAVITATION
accordingly.
With a sufficient force of manpower, and the
ALL POWERFUL BACK PORCH WINCH
and also the
ALLEGEDLY USEFUL U-HAUL TRUCK
I'm confident we can extract said materials from the old location and deposit them in the new one within the span of two to three hours...
Thereafter, we shall adjourn to my
BACK PATIO
and feast upon
TASTY ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES
and
CHARRED ANIMAL FLESH.
Please RSVP
1 comment:
Total WIN! I'd like to help out - and I don't even know him. (It was the charred animal flesh that convinced me.)
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